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The Record

The Evidence.

Every Bite is a short clip drawn from original source footage. Every Full Length is the unedited original — posted so you can verify every second in context. We have nothing to hide. Judge for yourself.

Row 1

The Bites.

Short. Sharp. In his own words. Every clip is drawn from the full unedited source below.

LOATHING

With malice towards all.

Bite A  ·  0:18

Massicotte reveals his inner hate.

Edited for time and clarity. Effects include auto zoom to reveal facial anger.

THE BEGINNING

Villanova 1996 — The Future Takes Shape

Bite B  ·  4:49

Massicotte tells FDR, Johnson, and 3 congressmen the way things ought to be.

Edited for time. Removed speeches from congressmen.

THE COMPANY

Lear about Massicotte's day job

Bite C  ·  1:55

Unedited short video from DSPolitical describing what they do. Brought to you by Massicotte and his 12 year reign.

DSPolitical promotional material. Public record.

CONFESSION

Life as an Accountant Was All a Lie

Bite  · 

Hi-lites. His own words. His own admission. The accounting career he markets to Key West voters was never the point.

Highlight reel — source footage, unedited.

Row 2

The Python's Full Length.

A python that won't shut up just keeps going. Every word. Every second. Uncut.

FULL LENGTH

Skin Crawl — The Full Record

Full Length  ·  5:00

He tells us to lick who's what?

Full unedited source. Netroots annual conference 2014.

FULL LENGTH

Born with a Bleeding Heart

Full Length  ·  10:42

The full footage of Massicotte's speech to a house budget committee hearing held at Villanova 1996. Cut defense, raise taxes, more entitlements, yadda yadda yadda.

C-SPAN archive. Villanova University, 1996. Full session, uncut.

IN THE WILD

A Knot at the 2024 DNC

Full Length  ·  2:30

The next generation gathers down by the Chicago River. Beneficiaries of the powerful political advertising agency Massicotte built.

DSPolitical source material. Public record, unedited.

CONFESSION

Life as an Accountant Was All a Lie

Full Length  · 

Massicotte on camera — his own words, his own admission. The accounting career he markets to Key West voters was never the point.

Source footage, unedited. His words, not ours.

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Purpose

This site is a collection of transparencies, conversations, and facts, blended with a dash of satire/irony seasoning. This site has been created to protect Thomas Crane, my family and my businesses from verbal threats of future retribution made by Chris Massicotte should Massicotte and the Gang of Four win the 2026 Key West City Commission election. If you feel you too have been threatened please click on report a threat to learn how to share your story. Your identity will be protected. I approve these messages

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